yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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