every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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