If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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