How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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