Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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