apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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