He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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