...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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