Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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