I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
