In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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