And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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