well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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