): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Fuck appropriateness.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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