i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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