Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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