If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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