Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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