? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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