I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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