apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
