Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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