Me. At least after what I've been through.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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