So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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