I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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