He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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