Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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