Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
