Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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