I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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