Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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