Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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