This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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