Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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