sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I met the friendliest cop last night
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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