i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
