butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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