I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Randomize
