I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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