sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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