Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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