i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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