I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i will never coherently bang her
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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