trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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