Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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