That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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