It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
His nipple licking is glorious
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