I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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