I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
