i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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