I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
COCAINE IS GR8
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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