Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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