who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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