Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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