Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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